New
Proverbs
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The best way to get even is
to forget.
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Feed your faith and your doubts
will starve to death.
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God wants spiritual fruit, not
religious nuts.
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Some folks wear their halos
much too tight.
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Some marriages are made in heaven,
but they ALL have to be maintained on earth.
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Unless you can create the WHOLE
universe in 5 days, Then perhaps giving advice to God isn't such a good
idea!
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Sorrow looks back, worry looks
around, and faith looks up.
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Standing in the middle of the
road is dangerous. You will get knocked down by the traffic from both ways.
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Words are windows to the heart.
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A skeptic is a person who, when
he sees the handwriting on the wall, claims it's a forgery.
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It isn't difficult to make a
mountain out of a molehill -- just add a little dirt.
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A successful marriage isn't
finding the right person -- it's being the right person.
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The mighty oak tree was once
a little nut that held its ground.
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Too many people offer God prayers,
with claw marks all over them.
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The tongue must be heavy indeed,
because so few people can hold it.
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To forgive is to set the prisoner
free, and then discover the prisoner was you.
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You have to wonder about humans,
they think God is dead and Elvis is still alive!
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It's all right to sit on your
pity pot every now and again. Just be sure to flush when you are done.
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You'll notice that a turtle
only makes progress when it sticks out its neck.
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If the grass is greener on the
other side of the fence, you can bet the water bill is higher.
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And last but not least -- God
gave the angels Wings, and He gave humans CHOCOLATE
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