Advice to Ladies
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If you want someone willing
to make a fool of himself simply over the joy of seeing you...buy
a dog.
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If you want someone who will
eat whatever you put in front of him and never says its not quite as good
as his mother made it...buy a dog.
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If you want someone always willing
to go out, at any hour, for as long and wherever you want...buy a dog.
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If you want someone to scare
away burglars, without a lethal weapon which terrifies you and endangers
the lives of your family and all the neighbors...buy a dog.
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If you want someone who will
never touch the remote, doesn't care about football, and can sit next to
you and watch a romantic movie...buy a dog.
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If you want someone who is content
to get up on your bed just to warm your feet and whom you can push off
if he snores...buy a dog.
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If you want someone who never
criticizes what you do, doesn't care if you are pretty or ugly, fat or
thin, young or old, who acts as if every word you say is especially worthy
of listening to, and loves you unconditionally, perpetually...buy a dog.
But on the other hand,
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If you want someone who will
never come when you call, ignores you totally when you come home, leaves
hair all over the place, walks all over you, runs around all night, only
comes home to eat and sleep, and acts as if your entire existence is solely
to ensure his happiness...
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