For Cat Lovers!


  • "Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will pee on your computer." Bruce Graham
  • "There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast." 
  • "Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats havenever forgotten this." 
  • "Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow." Jeff Valdez
  • "In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats." English proverb
  • "As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat." Ellen Perry Berkeley
  • "One cat just leads to another." Ernest Hemingway
  • "Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later." Mary Bly
  • "Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia." Joseph Wood Krutch
  • "People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life." Faith Resnick
  • "There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats."
  • "I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior." Hippolyte Taine
  • "No heaven will not ever Heaven be; Unless my cats are there to welcome me."
  • "There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats." Albert Schweitzer
  • "The cat has too much spirit to have no heart." Ernest Menaul
  • "Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God."
  • "Time spent with cats is never wasted." Colette
  • "You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strange cats."
  • "Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want." Joseph Wood Krutch
  • "I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic."
  • "My husband said it was him or the cat ... I miss him sometimes."
  • "Cats aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit."


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