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Notice To People
Who Visit My Home
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The dog lives here ... you don't.
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If you don't want dog hair on
your clothes, stay off the furniture.
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Yes, he has some disgusting
habits. So do I and so do you.What's your point?
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OF COURSE he smells like a dog.
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It's his nature to try to sniff
your crotch. Please feel free to sniff his.
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I like him a lot better than
I like most people.
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To you he's a dog. To me he's
an adopted son, who is short, hairy, walks on all fours, doesn't speak
clearly, and hates cats. I have no problem with any of these things.
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Dogs are better than kids: they
eat less, don't ask for money all the time, are easier to train, usually
come when called, never drive your car, don't hang out with drug-using
friends, don't smoke or drink, don't worry about whether they have the
latest fashions, don't wear your clothes, don't need a gazillion dollars
for college, and if they get pregnant you can sell the pups.
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