Heaven goes by favour. If it went by merit, you would 
stay out and your dog would go in." 

Mark Twain

"If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will 
go to heaven, and very, very few persons." 

James Thurber 

"If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, 
you should go home and examine your conscience." 

Woodrow Wilson 

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