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10 Reasons Dogs Don't Use Computers
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Can't stick their
heads out of Windows '95.
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Fetch command not
available on all platforms.
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Hard to read the
monitor with your head cocked to one side.
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Too difficult to
"mark" every website they visit.
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Can't help attacking
the screen when they hear "You've Got Mail."
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Still trying to
come up with an "emoticon" that signifies tail-wagging.
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Oh, but they WILL...with
the introduction of the Microsoft Opposable Thumb
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Three words: Carpal
Paw Syndrome
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Barking in next
cubical keeps activating YOUR voice recognition software. And the Number
1 Reason Dogs Don't Use Computers...
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